the-listening:

coopthefall:

phyerfly:

holmesiswheretheheartis:

Call Me Maybe came out 2 years ago

2 years ago

has anyone called her yet?

maybe

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tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

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inories:

Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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I am a feminist. I’ve been female for a long time now. I’d be stupid not to be on my own side. Maya Angelou (via vaguelyhomicidal)

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michaxl:

strawberryghostie:

michaxl:

why is everyone in aladdin hot

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my original statement stands

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alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

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Iconic.

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chadleymacguff:

imnotjailbait:

#shes like an an alcoholic elementary school teacher

deleted scene from Matilda

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