flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

(via beyoncevevo)

hoho-eminosuke:

what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”

(via beyoncevevo)

shingekinokyojinheaven:

on the internet:

image

in real life:

image

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

heart:

imagine if humans didn’t have knees and couldn’t kneel down to pick things up so we always had to stick our butts in peoples faces

(via beyoncevevo)

gentlemanpigeon:

girl???? who like a VIDE GAM e?!???? ahow dose she pl ay…… with a Boob???

(via beyoncevevo)

ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit

(via beyoncevevo)

dontbearuiner:

the-irish-mayhem:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

chekov-in-a-dress:

I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.

I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.

imagine all the male tears

I need this like burning.

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

tablespoons:

loling-in-the-deep:

imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

(via those-ginger-tresses)

Photos from mine and the bf’s weekend to wales - we sorta collect minions hence the minions. Lol

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(via whovianpotterlocked)